I Annoy People
I hope your life is everything you want it to be~
Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

  1. mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
  2. me: that information is confidential

skygurl68:

I WASNT GOING TO REBLOG THIS BUT THE LAST ONE

hobotrashsebastian:

True Alpha Scott McCall

tipsycersei:

Never forget.

  1. kira: maybe we should just let the adults handle it
  2. stiles: tHE SHOW ISN'T CALLED ADULT WOLF, KIRA
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